Sunday, November 8, 2009
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
THIS SATURDAY!
TUNE IN! PHILLIP JAMES SAMDASS VS. THE BEAMSVILLE GRANDSTAND SET ROUND NUMBER 2- THE REDEMPTION ROUND!
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Monday, October 12, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
the most truest form of skateboarding I have seen in a while
Even with ryan sheckler in this, and as much as i hate him. i personally feel if he just cut all the bullshit behind his life and forgot about the money and continued doing things like this he'd have much more respect from the SKATEBOARD industry. Not the MTV or TEENAGER industry
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Love Gun Dave Khan BOOSTIN!
One of my favourite photos Giuliano Stalteri http://www.libertaphoto.blogspot.com has ever taken
CLICK ON THUMBNAIL PHOTO
CLICK ON THUMBNAIL PHOTO
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
IM SPEECHLESS
Well something that has grown in popularity seems to wanna make me puke every time i fucking see it, its absolute garbage. Of course im talking about the absolutely ridiculously overpriced ugly as shit clothing by Ed Hardy. WHAT IS SERIOUSLY APPEALING ABOUT THIS GARBAGE!? lets see, bdazzles everywhere, some faggoty ass bullshit "tattoos" by some so called "artist" to be honest i look at alot of art and tattoo art and this guy is a fucking piece of shit compared to underground and REAL ARTISTS. THIS GUY IS THE FUCKING SCUM OF ART.
ONE: HIS "TATTOOS" ARE FUCKING SHIT YOU SEE ON RUB ON FAKE TATTOOS, TO BE HONEST I THINK HE GOT HIS "DESIGNS" FROM A DOLLAR STORE.
TWO: HIS PRICE TAGS ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIDICULOUS FOR RHINESTONED FAKE TATTOOS ON A T SHIRT
THREE: THIS GUY IS JUST ANOTHER MONEY SUCKING SCUM ASSHOLE WHO FOUND OUT THAT DOUCHE BAGS NOWADAYS ARE INTO "COMPLEX" ALL OVER DESIGNS THAT MAKE THEM LOOK TOUGH, BUT REALLY THEY LOOK LIKE MY FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN COLOURED IN ROSES AND TIGERS ON A T SHIRT WITH SOME FUCKIN JEWELS FROM HER BRACELET
NOW! YOU DECIDE. DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS LOOKS GOOD?
ONE: HIS "TATTOOS" ARE FUCKING SHIT YOU SEE ON RUB ON FAKE TATTOOS, TO BE HONEST I THINK HE GOT HIS "DESIGNS" FROM A DOLLAR STORE.
TWO: HIS PRICE TAGS ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIDICULOUS FOR RHINESTONED FAKE TATTOOS ON A T SHIRT
THREE: THIS GUY IS JUST ANOTHER MONEY SUCKING SCUM ASSHOLE WHO FOUND OUT THAT DOUCHE BAGS NOWADAYS ARE INTO "COMPLEX" ALL OVER DESIGNS THAT MAKE THEM LOOK TOUGH, BUT REALLY THEY LOOK LIKE MY FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN COLOURED IN ROSES AND TIGERS ON A T SHIRT WITH SOME FUCKIN JEWELS FROM HER BRACELET
NOW! YOU DECIDE. DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS LOOKS GOOD?
Monday, September 14, 2009
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
LP by Giuliano Stalteri
Giuliano is a friend of the love guns and takes photos and helps film quite often. You can find all of the photos he takes at his blog called
http://libertaphoto.blogspot.com/
hes only 14 years old and is well on his way to becoming a great photographer
http://libertaphoto.blogspot.com/
hes only 14 years old and is well on his way to becoming a great photographer
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
Someone Found Waldo....
dont mind the waldo look alike on the right, what matters is that a female is throwing up love guns and she seems to have accomplished the impossible task of finding waldo. watch out, i heard hes dangerous, video to follow.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
a compilation of funnies
Today, at band camp my director said " At measure 69 you have to blow as hard as you can." I couldn't stop laughing and neither could my equally as immature section. MLIA
Today I wrote "help me" on my shower to make my little sister think it was a ghost. Later, I was taking a shower and saw she had written "why?" underneath. I'm glad my little sister knows not to help ghosts. MLIA
Today, for my birthday, my mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay for my braces. I've been very self-conscious about my teeth for years. Everyone applauded and told me how happy they were for me. Later, my mom asked me for the check back. Apparently it was just meant to make her look good. FML
Today, my boss asked me how my parents' divorce affected me as a child. This is a sensitive subject, but I thought he was trying to connect with me so I told him how much it hurt. Turns out he wants to leave his wife and wanted to know if his kids would turn out "messed up" because of it. FML
"all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem."
Original ad:
PLASMA HDTV - $850
I'm selling my 42" 720p Samsung Plasma TV (PN42A410). I bought it a year ago and there is nothing wrong with it. I just want to get a bigger TV with more P's.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
hey will you take $700 for it
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
You are asking me to drop the price by $150. I am willing to do this if you let me shoot you in the groin with my paintball gun 20 times in a row. You can't wear a cup. I get to set the velocity to 450 FPS.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
seriously?
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
Yes. 20 shots and its yours.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
uhh no. hows $750 sound
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
Do you have a girlfriend? If you do, and she is hot (I'll need pics), and she blows me, you can have the TV for $750. You can't watch either.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
fuck off dude
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
Tell you what, I'll sell it to you for $900 and you won't have to do any of that stuff.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
wtf your ad said $850
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
I added $50 for you trying to haggle me. I'll remove this $50 haggling fee if you let me break an empty vodka bottle over your head.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
fuck off
From **************@comcast.net to Me
A TV like that goes for $699 brand new at Best Buy. I'll give you $400 for it?
From Me to **************@comcast.net
For $400, I will cut the TV in half with a sawzall and give you half of it. Which half would you like? The left half has all of the HDMI inputs, and the right half has the power/channel/input buttons.
From **************@comcast.net to Me
I guess I'm going to Best Buy...
From Me to **************@comcast.net
WAIT! Before you go to Best Buy, consider my new offer:
I'll sell you the TV for my new low price of $800. Also, I was planning on leaving it on a paused frame of gay porn all weekend so it would be burned into the screen, but I won't do this if you accept my offer within the next 10 minutes.
From cory ***** to Me
ill give you $600 cash for your tv
From Me to cory *****
Sounds good! When can you come get it?
From cory ***** to Me
where do you live?
From Me to cory *****
**** *******
From cory ***** to Me
well ya i know that but like whats your address
From Me to cory *****
I'm not telling you that. Sorry, but I just don't trust people from the internet.
From cory ***** to Me
well do you want to deliver it to my place?
From Me to cory *****
And get kidnapped? I don't think so.
Here's how it is going down: We'll meet Sunday afternoon in a crowded part of town. Lets say High St, by the courthouse. I'll be walking towards Market St and you'll be walking away from it at precisely 1:00 (when the courthouse clock goes off.) Have a black suitcase ready with $600 in unmarked, non-sequential US twenty-dollar bills. I'll have a suitcase as well, and be wearing a black suit. Tell me what you plan on wearing. We will accidentally bump into each other, drop our suitcases, and pick up the other person's suitcase and continue walking. The suitcase you pick up will have a key inside it to a 1998 Ford Econoline that will be parked on Miner Street. Use the key to open the back of the van, which will have the TV inside of it. Take the TV, and leave the key in the van. You will be watched so don't try anything funny. If the suitcase does not have $600 in it, the van will be destroyed.
Does this work for you?
From cory ***** to Me
no wtf
From Me to cory *****
why not?
Today I wrote "help me" on my shower to make my little sister think it was a ghost. Later, I was taking a shower and saw she had written "why?" underneath. I'm glad my little sister knows not to help ghosts. MLIA
Today, for my birthday, my mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay for my braces. I've been very self-conscious about my teeth for years. Everyone applauded and told me how happy they were for me. Later, my mom asked me for the check back. Apparently it was just meant to make her look good. FML
Today, my boss asked me how my parents' divorce affected me as a child. This is a sensitive subject, but I thought he was trying to connect with me so I told him how much it hurt. Turns out he wants to leave his wife and wanted to know if his kids would turn out "messed up" because of it. FML
"all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem."
Original ad:
PLASMA HDTV - $850
I'm selling my 42" 720p Samsung Plasma TV (PN42A410). I bought it a year ago and there is nothing wrong with it. I just want to get a bigger TV with more P's.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
hey will you take $700 for it
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
You are asking me to drop the price by $150. I am willing to do this if you let me shoot you in the groin with my paintball gun 20 times in a row. You can't wear a cup. I get to set the velocity to 450 FPS.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
seriously?
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
Yes. 20 shots and its yours.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
uhh no. hows $750 sound
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
Do you have a girlfriend? If you do, and she is hot (I'll need pics), and she blows me, you can have the TV for $750. You can't watch either.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
fuck off dude
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
Tell you what, I'll sell it to you for $900 and you won't have to do any of that stuff.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
wtf your ad said $850
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
I added $50 for you trying to haggle me. I'll remove this $50 haggling fee if you let me break an empty vodka bottle over your head.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
fuck off
From **************@comcast.net to Me
A TV like that goes for $699 brand new at Best Buy. I'll give you $400 for it?
From Me to **************@comcast.net
For $400, I will cut the TV in half with a sawzall and give you half of it. Which half would you like? The left half has all of the HDMI inputs, and the right half has the power/channel/input buttons.
From **************@comcast.net to Me
I guess I'm going to Best Buy...
From Me to **************@comcast.net
WAIT! Before you go to Best Buy, consider my new offer:
I'll sell you the TV for my new low price of $800. Also, I was planning on leaving it on a paused frame of gay porn all weekend so it would be burned into the screen, but I won't do this if you accept my offer within the next 10 minutes.
From cory ***** to Me
ill give you $600 cash for your tv
From Me to cory *****
Sounds good! When can you come get it?
From cory ***** to Me
where do you live?
From Me to cory *****
**** *******
From cory ***** to Me
well ya i know that but like whats your address
From Me to cory *****
I'm not telling you that. Sorry, but I just don't trust people from the internet.
From cory ***** to Me
well do you want to deliver it to my place?
From Me to cory *****
And get kidnapped? I don't think so.
Here's how it is going down: We'll meet Sunday afternoon in a crowded part of town. Lets say High St, by the courthouse. I'll be walking towards Market St and you'll be walking away from it at precisely 1:00 (when the courthouse clock goes off.) Have a black suitcase ready with $600 in unmarked, non-sequential US twenty-dollar bills. I'll have a suitcase as well, and be wearing a black suit. Tell me what you plan on wearing. We will accidentally bump into each other, drop our suitcases, and pick up the other person's suitcase and continue walking. The suitcase you pick up will have a key inside it to a 1998 Ford Econoline that will be parked on Miner Street. Use the key to open the back of the van, which will have the TV inside of it. Take the TV, and leave the key in the van. You will be watched so don't try anything funny. If the suitcase does not have $600 in it, the van will be destroyed.
Does this work for you?
From cory ***** to Me
no wtf
From Me to cory *****
why not?
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
WHAAA!?
No post in a couple of days, wow its been wierd.
Birthdays, Filming, Editing, and basically everything has been going on
Alex Furtado and Dylan Kirn will be riding and competing at the snowboard rail jam at chill on the hill this saturday, updates soon.
Birthdays, Filming, Editing, and basically everything has been going on
Alex Furtado and Dylan Kirn will be riding and competing at the snowboard rail jam at chill on the hill this saturday, updates soon.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
POST POST SCRIPT!
DUDE FUCKIN EATS HAM IN ONE VIDEO CALLED COOKING WITH JESUS
FUCKING HYPOCRIT
PIGS BLEED TOO YA ASSHOLE, I WOULD KNOW I ONCE STABBED ONE IN THE NECK IN PORTUGAL
FUCKING HYPOCRIT
PIGS BLEED TOO YA ASSHOLE, I WOULD KNOW I ONCE STABBED ONE IN THE NECK IN PORTUGAL
POST SCRIPT
if you go on that last guys channel and watch his other videos they are fucking ridiculous. He calls jesus a mother fucker, has chickens in his backyard, swears constantly, looks at jesus' penis and constantly makes homosexual references about jesus, in Fact i think i have a better chance of getting into heaven than him, at least ive never called jesus a mother fucker. PS the homosexual references to jesus are in the cruisin with jesus video.
PS to that dude. satan doesn't want you either, already talked to him
PS to that dude. satan doesn't want you either, already talked to him
So many reasons why i wanna punch this dude in the face
Jesus ate Fish, Fish have blood, that part of the bible refers to fridays, he forgot to read the rest of the script, if only he read the bible, PS Who the fuck really follows the bible that strongly, if i met this man i would personally murder him for Jesus, cause fo sho jesus would not want that dude sucking his dick in heaven.
seen on cheesedicks
seen on cheesedicks
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Best Conversation Ever
Alex: Do you really like TB?
Fig: Kinda but i got rejected.
Giuliano:cmon fig you can do better
Alex: yeah why the hell TB?
Giuliano: cmon you dated a black chick
Fig: Yeah but i knew it was over when she pulled out her hair infront of me
Giuliano: She pulled her hair out?
Alex: What the fuck?
Fig: She pulled her hair out man, it was like a fucking wig
Giuliano and Alex: EW
Giuliano: Was she a man?
Fig: I wish, GOD!
Fig: Kinda but i got rejected.
Giuliano:cmon fig you can do better
Alex: yeah why the hell TB?
Giuliano: cmon you dated a black chick
Fig: Yeah but i knew it was over when she pulled out her hair infront of me
Giuliano: She pulled her hair out?
Alex: What the fuck?
Fig: She pulled her hair out man, it was like a fucking wig
Giuliano and Alex: EW
Giuliano: Was she a man?
Fig: I wish, GOD!
Monday, August 3, 2009
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Throwaway/colour tests
PLEASE GO TO VIMEO AND WATCH WITH HD ON!, AUDIO IS A BIT OFF!
Throwaway footy from Alex Furtado on Vimeo.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
skull fucking mind blowing
if you follow me on twitter you would have known about this guy by now, hes fucking amazing! everyone should check out his shit and maybe even buy his cds! dudes shit is GNAR!
Friday, July 17, 2009
Richard Figueroa Quote Of The Day!
"Did I ever tell you about that one time I almost got ran over by a tree but i managed to jump over it"
Thursday, July 16, 2009
at this point, im ashamed
its almost funnier if you turn down the volume and play some crazy fast beat 1920s jazz music in the background
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
this lady just fuckin compared michael jackson to jesus, WTF
Now let me quote DINOBOTS: www.dinosnow.com
"While most of you probably hold the same beliefs and opinions about MJ
that I do you can't deny how nasty he was. Unless your living in the
mountains of eastern pakistan you've already heard that the king of child
moles ......... the king of pop, died today of a heart attack at age 50.
So long MJ! thanks for the jams no thanks for pretty much everything else."
Friday, July 10, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Sunday, July 5, 2009
LOVE GUNS HAT!
So, here at love guns, a couple of us decided to create a hat for anyone and everyone interested to have a represent the LG crew.
The hat would be sold non profit and for the exact price it had cost to create the hat. NO LIE, we will be posting prices later after everything has been figured out.
HATS MUST BE PRE-ORDERED!
We came to a conclusion on the design, and there can be much variety.
Hats Come in colours Black and White
And Script colours are : Black, White, Green, Yellow, Red.
HATS CAN BE CREATED AS FOLLOWS:
Only Front design
Only Under Brim Design
Both Front and Under Brim Design.
COLOURS ON LETTERS CAN BE ANYTHING WANTED AS IN THE VARIANCE SO YOU CAN MAKE YOUR VERY OWN UNIQUE! SO THAT MEANS YOU CAN HAVE THE X'S A DIFFERENT COLOUR FROM THE SCRIPTM THE BRIM LETTERING DIFFERENT FROM THE FRONT, ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT'S THE COLOURS POSTED AND I WILL TRY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN!
So here is the initial front design...
ONCE AGAIN EXTREMELY ROUGH, BETTER CLEANER SCRIPTS WILL BE INTERLOCKED.
And here is the Under Brim Design.
ONCE AGAIN EXTREMELY ROUGH, LETTERS WILL NOT BE TOUCHING EACH OTHER OR JUMBLED, AS WELL AS X'S, IF YOU PLEASE X'S AND PERIOD CAN BE REMOVED AND REPLACED WITH SOMETHING ELSE THAT IS REASONABLE FOR SPACE!
I WILL TRY TO FIND AS MANY SIZES POSSIBLE SO PLEASE MESSAGE ME BEFORE HAND IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, YOUR COLOUR WAY YOU WOULD LIKE TO CHOOSE, AND YOUR SIZE!
EXCLAIMER! THESE ARE NOT ONLY FOR LOVE GUNS CREW! ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO REP AND SUPPORT THE CREW BY SPREADING THE WORD AND WEARING THE HAT CAN HAVE ONE!
REMEMBER, IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, VOTE IN THE POLL AND SEND ME A MESSAGE ON FACEBOOK AT:
www.facebook.com/LGfurtado ** PREFERRED!
ON TWITTER AT:
www.twitter.com/ALEXFURTADO
OR BY EMAIL AT:
wake.snow.alex@hotmail.com
FOR NOW, PEACE LOVE AND CARGOS!
LOVE GUNS CREW 8====D~~~~~
The hat would be sold non profit and for the exact price it had cost to create the hat. NO LIE, we will be posting prices later after everything has been figured out.
HATS MUST BE PRE-ORDERED!
We came to a conclusion on the design, and there can be much variety.
Hats Come in colours Black and White
And Script colours are : Black, White, Green, Yellow, Red.
HATS CAN BE CREATED AS FOLLOWS:
Only Front design
Only Under Brim Design
Both Front and Under Brim Design.
COLOURS ON LETTERS CAN BE ANYTHING WANTED AS IN THE VARIANCE SO YOU CAN MAKE YOUR VERY OWN UNIQUE! SO THAT MEANS YOU CAN HAVE THE X'S A DIFFERENT COLOUR FROM THE SCRIPTM THE BRIM LETTERING DIFFERENT FROM THE FRONT, ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT'S THE COLOURS POSTED AND I WILL TRY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN!
So here is the initial front design...
ONCE AGAIN EXTREMELY ROUGH, BETTER CLEANER SCRIPTS WILL BE INTERLOCKED.
And here is the Under Brim Design.
ONCE AGAIN EXTREMELY ROUGH, LETTERS WILL NOT BE TOUCHING EACH OTHER OR JUMBLED, AS WELL AS X'S, IF YOU PLEASE X'S AND PERIOD CAN BE REMOVED AND REPLACED WITH SOMETHING ELSE THAT IS REASONABLE FOR SPACE!
I WILL TRY TO FIND AS MANY SIZES POSSIBLE SO PLEASE MESSAGE ME BEFORE HAND IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, YOUR COLOUR WAY YOU WOULD LIKE TO CHOOSE, AND YOUR SIZE!
EXCLAIMER! THESE ARE NOT ONLY FOR LOVE GUNS CREW! ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO REP AND SUPPORT THE CREW BY SPREADING THE WORD AND WEARING THE HAT CAN HAVE ONE!
REMEMBER, IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, VOTE IN THE POLL AND SEND ME A MESSAGE ON FACEBOOK AT:
www.facebook.com/LGfurtado ** PREFERRED!
ON TWITTER AT:
www.twitter.com/ALEXFURTADO
OR BY EMAIL AT:
wake.snow.alex@hotmail.com
FOR NOW, PEACE LOVE AND CARGOS!
LOVE GUNS CREW 8====D~~~~~
Friday, July 3, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
AND NOW FIG MUST!!!
hit on the opposite sex! ouhhh this is a wonder in itself
stay tuned for the video
gunna be up after this week of horrible rain
LOVE GUNS!
stay tuned for the video
gunna be up after this week of horrible rain
LOVE GUNS!
Saturday, June 27, 2009
GALTZ GO-TO!!!!!
heres a link for better viewing
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=204099850572&saved
Friday, June 26, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
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