Sunday, August 30, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
Someone Found Waldo....
dont mind the waldo look alike on the right, what matters is that a female is throwing up love guns and she seems to have accomplished the impossible task of finding waldo. watch out, i heard hes dangerous, video to follow.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
a compilation of funnies
Today, at band camp my director said " At measure 69 you have to blow as hard as you can." I couldn't stop laughing and neither could my equally as immature section. MLIA
Today I wrote "help me" on my shower to make my little sister think it was a ghost. Later, I was taking a shower and saw she had written "why?" underneath. I'm glad my little sister knows not to help ghosts. MLIA
Today, for my birthday, my mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay for my braces. I've been very self-conscious about my teeth for years. Everyone applauded and told me how happy they were for me. Later, my mom asked me for the check back. Apparently it was just meant to make her look good. FML
Today, my boss asked me how my parents' divorce affected me as a child. This is a sensitive subject, but I thought he was trying to connect with me so I told him how much it hurt. Turns out he wants to leave his wife and wanted to know if his kids would turn out "messed up" because of it. FML
"all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem."
Original ad:
PLASMA HDTV - $850
I'm selling my 42" 720p Samsung Plasma TV (PN42A410). I bought it a year ago and there is nothing wrong with it. I just want to get a bigger TV with more P's.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
hey will you take $700 for it
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
You are asking me to drop the price by $150. I am willing to do this if you let me shoot you in the groin with my paintball gun 20 times in a row. You can't wear a cup. I get to set the velocity to 450 FPS.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
seriously?
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
Yes. 20 shots and its yours.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
uhh no. hows $750 sound
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
Do you have a girlfriend? If you do, and she is hot (I'll need pics), and she blows me, you can have the TV for $750. You can't watch either.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
fuck off dude
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
Tell you what, I'll sell it to you for $900 and you won't have to do any of that stuff.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
wtf your ad said $850
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
I added $50 for you trying to haggle me. I'll remove this $50 haggling fee if you let me break an empty vodka bottle over your head.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
fuck off
From **************@comcast.net to Me
A TV like that goes for $699 brand new at Best Buy. I'll give you $400 for it?
From Me to **************@comcast.net
For $400, I will cut the TV in half with a sawzall and give you half of it. Which half would you like? The left half has all of the HDMI inputs, and the right half has the power/channel/input buttons.
From **************@comcast.net to Me
I guess I'm going to Best Buy...
From Me to **************@comcast.net
WAIT! Before you go to Best Buy, consider my new offer:
I'll sell you the TV for my new low price of $800. Also, I was planning on leaving it on a paused frame of gay porn all weekend so it would be burned into the screen, but I won't do this if you accept my offer within the next 10 minutes.
From cory ***** to Me
ill give you $600 cash for your tv
From Me to cory *****
Sounds good! When can you come get it?
From cory ***** to Me
where do you live?
From Me to cory *****
**** *******
From cory ***** to Me
well ya i know that but like whats your address
From Me to cory *****
I'm not telling you that. Sorry, but I just don't trust people from the internet.
From cory ***** to Me
well do you want to deliver it to my place?
From Me to cory *****
And get kidnapped? I don't think so.
Here's how it is going down: We'll meet Sunday afternoon in a crowded part of town. Lets say High St, by the courthouse. I'll be walking towards Market St and you'll be walking away from it at precisely 1:00 (when the courthouse clock goes off.) Have a black suitcase ready with $600 in unmarked, non-sequential US twenty-dollar bills. I'll have a suitcase as well, and be wearing a black suit. Tell me what you plan on wearing. We will accidentally bump into each other, drop our suitcases, and pick up the other person's suitcase and continue walking. The suitcase you pick up will have a key inside it to a 1998 Ford Econoline that will be parked on Miner Street. Use the key to open the back of the van, which will have the TV inside of it. Take the TV, and leave the key in the van. You will be watched so don't try anything funny. If the suitcase does not have $600 in it, the van will be destroyed.
Does this work for you?
From cory ***** to Me
no wtf
From Me to cory *****
why not?
Today I wrote "help me" on my shower to make my little sister think it was a ghost. Later, I was taking a shower and saw she had written "why?" underneath. I'm glad my little sister knows not to help ghosts. MLIA
Today, for my birthday, my mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay for my braces. I've been very self-conscious about my teeth for years. Everyone applauded and told me how happy they were for me. Later, my mom asked me for the check back. Apparently it was just meant to make her look good. FML
Today, my boss asked me how my parents' divorce affected me as a child. This is a sensitive subject, but I thought he was trying to connect with me so I told him how much it hurt. Turns out he wants to leave his wife and wanted to know if his kids would turn out "messed up" because of it. FML
"all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem."
Original ad:
PLASMA HDTV - $850
I'm selling my 42" 720p Samsung Plasma TV (PN42A410). I bought it a year ago and there is nothing wrong with it. I just want to get a bigger TV with more P's.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
hey will you take $700 for it
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
You are asking me to drop the price by $150. I am willing to do this if you let me shoot you in the groin with my paintball gun 20 times in a row. You can't wear a cup. I get to set the velocity to 450 FPS.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
seriously?
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
Yes. 20 shots and its yours.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
uhh no. hows $750 sound
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
Do you have a girlfriend? If you do, and she is hot (I'll need pics), and she blows me, you can have the TV for $750. You can't watch either.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
fuck off dude
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
Tell you what, I'll sell it to you for $900 and you won't have to do any of that stuff.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
wtf your ad said $850
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
I added $50 for you trying to haggle me. I'll remove this $50 haggling fee if you let me break an empty vodka bottle over your head.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
fuck off
From **************@comcast.net to Me
A TV like that goes for $699 brand new at Best Buy. I'll give you $400 for it?
From Me to **************@comcast.net
For $400, I will cut the TV in half with a sawzall and give you half of it. Which half would you like? The left half has all of the HDMI inputs, and the right half has the power/channel/input buttons.
From **************@comcast.net to Me
I guess I'm going to Best Buy...
From Me to **************@comcast.net
WAIT! Before you go to Best Buy, consider my new offer:
I'll sell you the TV for my new low price of $800. Also, I was planning on leaving it on a paused frame of gay porn all weekend so it would be burned into the screen, but I won't do this if you accept my offer within the next 10 minutes.
From cory ***** to Me
ill give you $600 cash for your tv
From Me to cory *****
Sounds good! When can you come get it?
From cory ***** to Me
where do you live?
From Me to cory *****
**** *******
From cory ***** to Me
well ya i know that but like whats your address
From Me to cory *****
I'm not telling you that. Sorry, but I just don't trust people from the internet.
From cory ***** to Me
well do you want to deliver it to my place?
From Me to cory *****
And get kidnapped? I don't think so.
Here's how it is going down: We'll meet Sunday afternoon in a crowded part of town. Lets say High St, by the courthouse. I'll be walking towards Market St and you'll be walking away from it at precisely 1:00 (when the courthouse clock goes off.) Have a black suitcase ready with $600 in unmarked, non-sequential US twenty-dollar bills. I'll have a suitcase as well, and be wearing a black suit. Tell me what you plan on wearing. We will accidentally bump into each other, drop our suitcases, and pick up the other person's suitcase and continue walking. The suitcase you pick up will have a key inside it to a 1998 Ford Econoline that will be parked on Miner Street. Use the key to open the back of the van, which will have the TV inside of it. Take the TV, and leave the key in the van. You will be watched so don't try anything funny. If the suitcase does not have $600 in it, the van will be destroyed.
Does this work for you?
From cory ***** to Me
no wtf
From Me to cory *****
why not?
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
WHAAA!?
No post in a couple of days, wow its been wierd.
Birthdays, Filming, Editing, and basically everything has been going on
Alex Furtado and Dylan Kirn will be riding and competing at the snowboard rail jam at chill on the hill this saturday, updates soon.
Birthdays, Filming, Editing, and basically everything has been going on
Alex Furtado and Dylan Kirn will be riding and competing at the snowboard rail jam at chill on the hill this saturday, updates soon.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
POST POST SCRIPT!
DUDE FUCKIN EATS HAM IN ONE VIDEO CALLED COOKING WITH JESUS
FUCKING HYPOCRIT
PIGS BLEED TOO YA ASSHOLE, I WOULD KNOW I ONCE STABBED ONE IN THE NECK IN PORTUGAL
FUCKING HYPOCRIT
PIGS BLEED TOO YA ASSHOLE, I WOULD KNOW I ONCE STABBED ONE IN THE NECK IN PORTUGAL
POST SCRIPT
if you go on that last guys channel and watch his other videos they are fucking ridiculous. He calls jesus a mother fucker, has chickens in his backyard, swears constantly, looks at jesus' penis and constantly makes homosexual references about jesus, in Fact i think i have a better chance of getting into heaven than him, at least ive never called jesus a mother fucker. PS the homosexual references to jesus are in the cruisin with jesus video.
PS to that dude. satan doesn't want you either, already talked to him
PS to that dude. satan doesn't want you either, already talked to him
So many reasons why i wanna punch this dude in the face
Jesus ate Fish, Fish have blood, that part of the bible refers to fridays, he forgot to read the rest of the script, if only he read the bible, PS Who the fuck really follows the bible that strongly, if i met this man i would personally murder him for Jesus, cause fo sho jesus would not want that dude sucking his dick in heaven.
seen on cheesedicks
seen on cheesedicks
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Best Conversation Ever
Alex: Do you really like TB?
Fig: Kinda but i got rejected.
Giuliano:cmon fig you can do better
Alex: yeah why the hell TB?
Giuliano: cmon you dated a black chick
Fig: Yeah but i knew it was over when she pulled out her hair infront of me
Giuliano: She pulled her hair out?
Alex: What the fuck?
Fig: She pulled her hair out man, it was like a fucking wig
Giuliano and Alex: EW
Giuliano: Was she a man?
Fig: I wish, GOD!
Fig: Kinda but i got rejected.
Giuliano:cmon fig you can do better
Alex: yeah why the hell TB?
Giuliano: cmon you dated a black chick
Fig: Yeah but i knew it was over when she pulled out her hair infront of me
Giuliano: She pulled her hair out?
Alex: What the fuck?
Fig: She pulled her hair out man, it was like a fucking wig
Giuliano and Alex: EW
Giuliano: Was she a man?
Fig: I wish, GOD!
Monday, August 3, 2009
Saturday, August 1, 2009
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